Archive for November, 2009

The Age Of Meta Is Here.

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Now that Google’s Side wiki and ShiftSpace Beta have been released, the web is soon to be fresh with data form everyone.

Just imagine browsing the web and all your friends and strangers, left notes, links and additional information on the web pages you visit. Well imagine no more, just download these Firefox plug ins and you will be able to do these things and more. This is one step towards the semantic web, but there is definitely a lot of work to be done, like figuring out how to connect a T3 connection directly to a persons brain.

Apparently I’m a Bigillionare!

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

I have been getting a lot of email1311s about people leaving me lots of money in their will and people in foreign countries who want to invest in my company and things like that.
These are all so fake an ridiculous that they are kind of funny. I really hope people are not falling for these scams. At leas there are people out there like Adam Harvey making art out of all these junk email1311s.

Anyway here are some:
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Letter Of Notification!!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Juriaan Krugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered.
I wish to notify you that late Engr. Juriaan Krugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Juriaan Krugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my personal email1311:——————–

Await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,
BARRISTER ANDREAW FRASER ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus
Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq., Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.

More:
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Dearest One,

My name is Mrs.Maria Elena Fernandez nationality of Philippine. I am married to late Mr. Cardinas Pascal Fernandez who worked with Philippine Embassy here in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year October 2007. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for four days.

When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $9Million with one of the good banks here in Cote d’Ivoire, presently, this money is still with the bank and my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem, as I was diagnosed of Chronic cancer about two years now.

As I have known my condition. I am not looking for anything else but for someone with the fear of God. Who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in, I want a person that will use this fund to orphanages, Widows, unable men, HIV/AIDS services, etc.

I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carry out this work only because I and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for charity and the rest for my son education.

As soon as I receive your response I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here, expecting to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Maria Elena Fernandez.

Here is an other one :
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- FROM MISS EVELYN DOUKORO. Dearest One, It’s my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. I am Miss Evelyn Doukoro the only Child of Mr. and Mrs. Doukoro Isaac., Though I have not met with you before but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life. So please I apologise for any inconvenience to you. There is this huge amount of Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S dollars ($8,500,000.00) which my late father deposited in one of the private Security Companies here in Abidjan , Ivory Coast before he was assassinated by unknown persons. Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for security and political reasons. I want you to assist/help me claim and transfer this fund to your country for investment purposes on the following areas of my interest below, or any of your choices. (1). Telecommunication (2). Five star hotel. (3) Estate management. If you can be of assistance to me I will like you to tell me what you will take from the total fund after you have completely transferred the funds to your safe account over there. I await your soonest response. Thank you and God bless you. Sincerely yours, Miss Evelyn Doukoro……..

Oscar The Grouch on Google!

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

My favorite characters on sesame street on display!